Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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