don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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