I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
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You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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