People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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