What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
well you can't waste a boner
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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