The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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