i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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