the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Randomize
