We won't sleep together?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize