...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Shame is for Republicans.
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