if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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