We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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