Dual....:-)
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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