Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Such a big mess for such a small penis
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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