I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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