Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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