I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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