me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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