i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
We had to coat check the pizza.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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