I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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