But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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