when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
he had hair everywhere except his balls
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