it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
There r osticjed everywhere
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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