ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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