her vagina looked like bernie madoff
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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