This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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