i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
do nipples grow back?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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