ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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