What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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