Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
the gays at disneyland are vicious
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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