question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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