He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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