I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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