i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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