I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
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