This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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