Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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