Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
where does the pee come out of this thing
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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