Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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