By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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