If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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