You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
