and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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