I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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