I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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