I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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