hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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