Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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