Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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