you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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