Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
