Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
